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Real life reality tv, part III:

(Evil Contestant, who is on Atkins, Miss Spiritual Healing, who is a vegan, and Mrs. Positive Thinking, who eats fat-free, are sharing the lunch table)

studio cut-in: (all three of them says at the same time) "What the hell the others were eating!?"

Evil Contestant: Mrs. Positive Thinking, you said before that you were in a project meant for people who had dropped off from their academic studies. And none of you got the studies done within the deadline. Could you tell more about it?
Mrs. Positive Thinking: Yes, well, we had so much other life and work to do, so.. But our teachers were great!
Evil Contestant: Yeah, Drop-outs usually need a really close outside supervision to help them finish.
Mrs. Positive Thinking: No, no, it isn't so! It's not that the drop-outs would be lazy or having problems with finishing. It's just life, people have to work!
Evil Contestant: But doesn't drop-outs have problems with, you know, dropping out?
Mrs. Positive thinking: How dare you to imply that the dropping out would be the drop-outs own fault? It isn't so!
Evil Contestant: But... the drop-outs...
Mrs. Positive Thinking: Blah! Blah blah blah!
Evil Contestant: *gets annoyed*
Mrs. Positive Thinking: Blah blah blah!
Evil Contestant: I don't have to explain myself to you! *leaves aruptly*
Mrs. Positive Thinking and Spiritual Healing: ...?