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[emmuzka]

Yesterday I applied for a job that I a) really want to get, and 2) don't really want to get. Contradicting, much?

Also, I went to look for T-shirt slogans for the future. I already had this: "I only wear pink because it looks like shit on you." I thought it was pretty clever, but since I don't wear pink, I - without really thinking it much, - changed it to "I wear brown because you look like shit in it."

... and after wiping the coffee off from my screen I decided that maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea after all.

Anyway.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
it's all relative in West Virginia
I got yer sonic screwdriver right here!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me
I only wear pink because it looks like shit on you
I'm straight but my boyfriend is almost too gay to function
Just Give Up. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Will trade boyfriend for chocolate
its only funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance
All knowledge is contained in fandom
All my life I wanted to be someone--I guess I should have been more specific
Amateur Time Lord
Among animals, it's eat or be eaten. Among people it's define or be defined.
And before you get all happy, be informed that your punishment does not include pain or sex
Too many scientists, not enough hunchbacks
Back off, man--I'm a scientist
Be yourself--it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
Being weird isn't enough
Better dead than mellow
But this IS the simplified version for the general public!
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. [picture of celery]
MySpace: Because you can't masturbate all the time
Circular Definition: see Circular Definition
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Stealing icons is the sincerest form of flattery
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude
Don't just flirt--hit me with a clue-by-four
Every tenth Jesus is queer
Fandom--drugs would be cheaper
Feeling smug about someone else's opinions is the very lifeblood of the net
Have Tardis, will travel
The vitamin supplement of justice.
I love my attitude problem
Fangirls have more fun
Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead
Writing is like prostitution - first you do it for love, then for a few friends, and finally for money

Comments

[twindouble.livejournal.com]

I really really really hope you'll get that job! Please please please! (And I think you definitely have a chance to get it. We'll see!)

I liked that Circular definition thing.

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

The job would be a perfect fit for me, not counting the fact that I'd have to invent a wheel for it! Experience, where? ;)

[morningfine]

Okay, I'm definitely doing an Amateur Time Lord one. Mm. Or anything related to Doctor Who, I guess. One that I could totally do is sort of, yeah because it's utterly random, yet instantly recognizable to a Ninth fan.

OMGWTF still don't have a DW icon.

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

Even I didn't regognize it, I just thought that it would be randomly cool...

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

I hope the job application gives the result you desires most. (Nicely ambigous and hopefully suitable to whichever outcome will result :-)

Lots of funny slogans. I loved Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me and It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry the most I think.

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

Now th only thing I need is a really adorable penguin picture! *Goes to Google "adorable penguin"*

[anglepoiselamp.livejournal.com]

*splorfle* Those slogans are brilliant. I also want an Amateur Time Lord one!!

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

One should always write up slogans when one walks into them, since they are almost impossible to make up when they are needed. ;)

[morningfine]

You weren't there last time, so you wouldn't remember, but it was a grand example of how you never find 'em when you need 'em...

[(Anonymous)]

"One should always write up slogans when one walks into them, since they are almost impossible to make up when they are needed." is quite a good slogan itself... ;-)

[rikes]

You should go with Fangirls have more fun, because that's so, so true. Will trade boyfriend for chocolate would be cool, except that I don't have either at the moment. ;)

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

I actually know a girl who made a shirt with the fangirl slogan, and then said that it was something that I had said at some point. ;)

[butterfly-eli.livejournal.com]

Hi, I stumbled across your LJ because you are the only other person who put "Lois McMaster Bujold books" in their interests. These slogans really cracked me up, and I was wondering if I could use them to make some icons. I would definitely credit you for the phrase, but I figure I ought to ask permission first. So is it cool with you?