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Jan. 1st, 2005 11:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
emmuzkaHappy year 2005 everybody!
I have a flu. I still went to a new years party yesterday, and now I suspect that I have no voice. I plan to stay as mute as possible for today and finnish up my SeSa readings. And swallowing? Ouch.
And WTF? Why didn't anyone tell me that Eminem had made a song with a "Toy Soldiers" rip off! Only he would have balls to recycle the big hit of the 80's and come still up looking cool! And who is the man he is talking about in the song? Somebody have invented a grudge against him and dissed Hailey somewhere, huh?
As I have the see'ers gift, I will now foretell what will happen in the pop world in 2005 (drum rolls, please)
Jamie Lynn Spears gets her own tv series and she records an album.
Obsessed fan tries to kill Ashlee Simpson. No jury will judge her.
JC Chasez gives a chihuahua puppy to a girlfriend. When they break up JC ends up dragging the poor dog everywhere.
Chris Kirkpatrick's band LRM finally releases a record. It has a modest success until some bad blood is spinned between Kirkpatrick and Timberlake. After that, the album sells millions. Eminem disses Kirkpatrick again, but this time categorizes him with Good Charlotte.
Lindsay Lohan, Jessica and Ashley Simpson and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen record a charity album. No one knows for sure what the charity is. The album sells millions anyway.
Britney gets pregnant. Mtv makes a reality show about it.
Cameron Diaz and JC both guest star in "Desperate house wiwes".
Paris Hilton and Nick Carter sex tape is discovered. Mature audience get interested in Backstreet Boys.
Nsync promise to discuss about getting together in CFTC. They will never tell what was discussed.
Justin stars in X-men 3 as Gambit.
Jive sues Nsync for not making a new album. The four not-Justin-Timberlake sue Justin Timberlake for not participating in making a new album.
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton fight for the title "Queen of the world". To get the problem solved, the honorary is reduced to "The most annoying person in the World". Paris wins.
Madonna opens up a retrite to her true believers. It's open for everyone, after a strict interview and a huge entry fee. It's an immediate success.
Despite the Backstreet Boys' success, the new teen acts are almost strictly solo. They all come with their own reality show or through some other TV show like American idol or Pop Stars.
JC gets his album done but it's release will be pushed back to the year 2006.
Lance Bass starts a new career as a professional gambler.
I have a flu. I still went to a new years party yesterday, and now I suspect that I have no voice. I plan to stay as mute as possible for today and finnish up my SeSa readings. And swallowing? Ouch.
And WTF? Why didn't anyone tell me that Eminem had made a song with a "Toy Soldiers" rip off! Only he would have balls to recycle the big hit of the 80's and come still up looking cool! And who is the man he is talking about in the song? Somebody have invented a grudge against him and dissed Hailey somewhere, huh?
As I have the see'ers gift, I will now foretell what will happen in the pop world in 2005 (drum rolls, please)
Jamie Lynn Spears gets her own tv series and she records an album.
Obsessed fan tries to kill Ashlee Simpson. No jury will judge her.
JC Chasez gives a chihuahua puppy to a girlfriend. When they break up JC ends up dragging the poor dog everywhere.
Chris Kirkpatrick's band LRM finally releases a record. It has a modest success until some bad blood is spinned between Kirkpatrick and Timberlake. After that, the album sells millions. Eminem disses Kirkpatrick again, but this time categorizes him with Good Charlotte.
Lindsay Lohan, Jessica and Ashley Simpson and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen record a charity album. No one knows for sure what the charity is. The album sells millions anyway.
Britney gets pregnant. Mtv makes a reality show about it.
Cameron Diaz and JC both guest star in "Desperate house wiwes".
Paris Hilton and Nick Carter sex tape is discovered. Mature audience get interested in Backstreet Boys.
Nsync promise to discuss about getting together in CFTC. They will never tell what was discussed.
Justin stars in X-men 3 as Gambit.
Jive sues Nsync for not making a new album. The four not-Justin-Timberlake sue Justin Timberlake for not participating in making a new album.
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton fight for the title "Queen of the world". To get the problem solved, the honorary is reduced to "The most annoying person in the World". Paris wins.
Madonna opens up a retrite to her true believers. It's open for everyone, after a strict interview and a huge entry fee. It's an immediate success.
Despite the Backstreet Boys' success, the new teen acts are almost strictly solo. They all come with their own reality show or through some other TV show like American idol or Pop Stars.
JC gets his album done but it's release will be pushed back to the year 2006.
Lance Bass starts a new career as a professional gambler.
