Live kiddie porn at school!

My subject line sounds like a bad spam, right? Today I was following yet another art class and there was this young couple who made out the whole two hours! Kissing and hugging and pawing each other, and they were fourteen! The boy wasn't even a teen-aged yet but a mere child! Really, it was like kiddieporn, only with clothes on. I will teach that class next week, and there will be no making out in my class, I swear.

Anyway. Can anyone point me towards some Queer Eye for a Straight Guy fan fic? It would make my day.