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Fic: Son of a Gun
Author: Emmuzka
Pairing: Adam/OMC
Rating: Mature
Length: < 700 words
Warnings: Detailed violence, triggering for non-con
Summary: "Take it, and make it good." The man didn't sound impatient now, more like amused. Entertained. "You show my gun a good time and maybe I don't use it on you, okay?"
For [profile] aianonlovefest prompt Adam is forced to fellate a gun.

Son of a Gun
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I totally forgot my decision to cross-post all my lj stuff. Oops! No harm done, except that contradicts my decision to move to Dreamwidth when the next big shoe drops. Well, anyway, for continuity's sake, I repost my fic entry from two weeks ago:


Fic! This was my take on writing a "non-mpreg mpreg", meaning that I tried to avoid all the cliches and "mandatory" plot twists. So, okay, I included one cliche. But the idea is there.

Title: That's Cute, Baby
Fandom: AI RPF, Adam Lambert
Pairing: Adam/Kris
Author: Emmuzka
Rating: PG
Length: 14 000 words
Warnings: AU, Mpreg
Summary: The wine tasted like crap, and the stick turned blue. Well. Shit. Adam Lambert, an L.A. nobody, was expecting American Idol Kris Allen's illegitimate baby.
Notes: Originally written for the AI anon lovefest. The prompt asked a fluffy and cute mpreg, with a scene where Kris drops to his knees and talks to the baby tummy. I dropped the fluff and focused on cute, but with a twist.

Click to read the fic in AOO
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Okey, it looks like it's a big, stinking NO for my application for becoming a member in [livejournal.com profile] aific. I can live with that. Some of the "no" comments went over the requirement of polite concrit, though, judging the fic for its pairing and not for its quality. Most of them just commented on the "oddness" of the writing, asking if the fics were betaed (yes, they were), unintentionally catching me for being a non-native speaker.

But the thing? The thing is that one of the commenters remembered that my Adam/Danny fic had been ripped to shreds in the comments in ontd_ai's badfic post, and that my fic was the source of the "I have no problem with your gay" -thing. OMG LOL! I hadn't known that! I mean, how hilarious is that! I always liked that tag. (And I'm still standing behind that wording in the fic, by the way.)

So, my fic wasn't only Not Good Enough, So No Thanks, but actually So Bad We Have to Ridicule You. But I asked it myself when I applied, so everything is good.
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Still purging my FOB fic folder...

Fic: Fetish Model AU
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, Pete/Patrick
Raiting: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: Fetishes are seldom your run of the mill, catering-for-everyone generic stuff, no. Everyone has their specific tastes. It's not only about boots, or lolita dresses. Maybe it's blondes wearing lolita dresses, or blond underweight girls wearing the dresses, or blond boys, or black-haired, tattooed boys wearing girls' dresses and sucking thumb. According to Pete, everyone has something that is absolutely perfect for them. If they don't, they just haven't found it yet.

Fetish Model AU )
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Huh. I noticed that I still have fics left unpublished from my [livejournal.com profile] anon_lovefest spree in the winter. Here is one.

Fic: Untitled / Foster child!Patrick
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, Pete/Patrick
Raiting: R
Warnings: AU, dub-con issues
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: "Okay, Pete." His mom sounds now falsely calm, like there might be other people in the same room. Or maybe its for Pete's sake. "What did you do, Pete?"

Foster child!Patrick )
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Title: Visit
Author: Emmuzka
Pairing: Adam/Kris
Rating: PG
Warning: References to off-screen nonconsensual sex.
Summary: Adam was now steadily picking his nail polish off, his signature stress effect. “Until five months ago, I was happily Single, no kids!" That came out a bit hysterically.
Notes: Betaed by lovely [livejournal.com profile] sua_lay, who had the guts to ridicule the first version of this fic.

Visit )
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This is such a clear case of WTF that I can't help but post about it. Okay, the fic is here, but you need to join the [livejournal.com profile] kradam_ai to read it.

EDIT: Bahleeted!

Anyway, you don't really need to read it, I give you a brief synopsis: The story is Adam/Kris mpreg. When Kris confessed his love and proposed and decided that they would move together, Adam just went with it, and now he feels trapped in his suburban married life with a picket fence and rescue dogs. And when Kris tells him that they will be having a baby, Adam is not thrilled. He has doubts for the whole pregnancy, but after receiving his daughter to his arms for the first time, he feels that everything is alright now, he feels like a husband and a father.

And here comes the WTF, if you didn't already catch it: The whole story was about Adam not being ready to be a dad, and otherwise feeling trapped in his marriage in the suburb, but when he finally sees his daughter, everything is miraculously better. Really? I mean, really?

This is like the clearest case of a writer supporting heteronormative mother role expectations, ever. She actually went there. Wow. So it's okay to feel trapped in your marriage, don't do anything about it, because a baby will save the whole situation! And no matter if you have doubts about being a good parent, because that situation will be magically cured when the baby comes! And everything will be right in the world, and don't you dare to have post partum, because everything will be magically fine again!

This is almost as bad as that legendary SGA fic, where the writer described an abusive relationship and thought herself that it was romantic. The whole fic is like a poster for setting women's rights a hundred years backwards, and it just makes me sad. And kinda angry, too.
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Meme of the day: It's like speed-dating, only with fic. Pick a fandom and ten fic themes. Then write a micro-fic for each theme, using only ten words or less.

I chose American Idol, and Adam/Kris as the pairing. By the way, ten words is ridiculously challenging.

Smut

Adam licked lower. A jerk. A deep moan.
"That's better."


Humor

In the end, it said "Yes. Duh." in the cover. 



Social Commentary

"you want to move?"
"Google the gay marriage states, dude."

Alternate Universe

Kris lifted the whip again. Hesitation would be a sign.




Crossover

"Pete Wentz tweeted about you."
"Stalker in the making, sheesh."


First Time
"Two marks for heteros"
"Let's see that bead-post again, huh?"

Fluff

"It's...White and fluffy."
"I know!"
"The queerest dog ever."




MPREG

"My feet are swollen! I can't see my toes!"
"...Double-Chocolate-chip?"

Mary Sue
Their blue eyes matched. She knew it was a sign.




Song Fic
Pop goes the camera
Kris wanted Adam's fifteen minutes done.
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Fic: Fetish Model AU
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, Pete/Patrick
Raiting: PG
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: According to Pete, everyone has something that is absolutely perfect for them. If they don't, they just haven't found it yet.
Notes: The poor fic doesn't have a proper name! So work name it is..

Fetish Model AU )
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Title: Camaraderie
Author: Emmuzka
Rating: R
Pairing: American Idol, Adam Lambert/Danny Gokey
Summary: You want to stop, say it, right now.
Warnings: Angst, hate speech.
Notes: Adam’s quote is from the movie The Graduate (1967). Also, this is my first American Idol fic O_O

The first rule of the competition: You do not talk about the competition )
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Fic: They Who Say Nothing Will Change Are Dirty Liars
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, MCR, Bob/Patrick
Raiting: G
Warnings: Mpreg
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: Both of them, Pete thinks, were abducted by aliens and replaced with pod people.

They Who Say Nothing Will Change Are Dirty Liars  )
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Fic: Xheartsandwristsx: What r u doing r8t now?
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, Pete/Patrick
Raiting: G
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: Patrick doesn't remember ever talking with xheartsandwristsx about his camera situation, or his computer specs.

Xheartsandwristsx: What r u doing r8t now? )
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I got an invite code drawn in Dreamwidth's "Open ID lottery", so now I have an actual Dreamwidth account :D Also, I decided to make myself a t-shirt with the stylized Dreamwidth "D" for me to use in the Finncon convention:



Me and [livejournal.com profile] sua_lay will provide the fan fiction program for the con, including topics like "the last ten years in slash" and "fan fiction vs. original fiction".

Okay, on with the fic ficlette:

Fic: Trans!Partick Ficlette
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, Pete/Patrick
Raiting: G
Warnings: Nope
Original prompt: This a a request for a transgender Patrick, so I answered with his little one-comment -length ficlette.
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: The worst thing is that his parents are so utterly disappointed.

Trans!Partick Ficlette )
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Fic: Worshiping
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: PATD, Jon/Brendon
Raiting: NC-17
Warnings: noncon
Note: When I originally posted this fic in anon_lovefest, I got a feedback saying that the story was "amazing in the level of psychotic". That might be the best compliment that I have ever received for a fic.
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: "So you like them unconscious, defenseless, mindless and passive?"

Worshiping )
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Fic: You’ll never know what you gonna get
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB/MCR, Patrick/Frank
Raiting: G
Warnings: mpreg
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: "What is fucked up is that I packed all my books and records to empty the shelving for baby clothes and diapers and shit!"
Note: A sequel was requested to my short fic Like a Box of Chocolate when I originally published it in [livejournal.com profile] anon_lovefest. This is kinda it.

You’ll never know what you gonna get )
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Fic: Like a Box of Chocolate
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, MCR, Patrick/Frank
Raiting: PG
Warnings: Mentions of mpreg
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: He didn't keep it a secret because of you, you idiot, he did it because of his mom!

Like a Box of Chocolate )
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Hee. Metro Station is playing in Helsinki on the Summer. The tickets are coming to sale and the band is adverticed like they were some big shit. Well, maybe they are, but the only thing that I remember about them is that the Fall Out boy fans were pretty much all BOO! HISS! about them being the supporting band. (Actually I remember two things, the other being the excellent Trace Cyrus/Cash Colligan fic.)


Anyway, back to the fic dumping.

Fic: Strawberry Boy
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: FOB, Pete/Patrick
Raiting: PG
Warnings: Nope
Original prompt: A model AU
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: Patrick grows older; the Strawberry Boy stays the same.

Strawberry Boy )
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Fic: Playing
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing: PATD, Brendon/Jon
Raiting: PG
Warnings: Watersports, only not really.
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: Brendon loves to be tickled. He likes to be manhandled, spontaneously and uninhibited.

Playing )
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Fic: After Party
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing:PATD, Brendon /OMC
Raiting: R
Warnings: Consent issues/non-con
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: Brendon is completely sloshed, and ain't that great? He didn't know that it was actually this fun to be drunk. No wonder people do it so much.

After Party )
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Fic: Symphony Soldier
Author: Emmuzka
Genre and pairing:The Cab, Cash/Singer
Raiting: PG
Disclaimer: Not true in any way.
Summary: Now the put-him-in-my-pocket -small, whip-thin guy, with a face too real for a scene queen, was suddenly sporting subtly buff arms and shoulders, perfect waist and a line down from his navel that Cash kinda wanted to lick.

Symphony Soldier )

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