Homina! (Click for a gif) He manages, in pretty much the same time, to adjust his hips (guh!) and be afraid of the snake (squee!) You can see the videos here. And how hilarious is that that CNN is covering this?
On the other things... I think that it is my destiny to be eventually banned from kradam_ai for not being in the same wagon with everyone else, but what the fuck?
Fan fiction community is not a fucking writing class! It's not a spelling contest where everyone will get a golden star for participating! (On her behalf I can say that the author is actually fourteen.)